I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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