She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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