Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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