D3 body, D1 cock
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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