I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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