i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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