Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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