i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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