North Korea, Best Korea!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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