Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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