So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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