dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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