just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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