My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Shame is for Republicans.
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