She just used a chaser for red wine.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Woke up backwards on a recliner
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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