But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I wanna bring you to show and tell
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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