I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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