is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
