JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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