Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm at about main and main street
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just puked most of my soul out..
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