There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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