that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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