Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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