no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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