Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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