great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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