I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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