How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
