just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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