I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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