i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Randomize
