They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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