i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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