So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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