We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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