chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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