sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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