I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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