She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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