"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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