Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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