I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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