Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Sober January is a disaster.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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