Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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