Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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