I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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