And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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