No more Irish car bombs ever.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
why is half of my head shaved?
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