): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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