so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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