I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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