I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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