we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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