Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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