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Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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